I got a 4 for my test. To stay on the study (I needed a 6 to pass it) I’m gonna try to do something else to pass it but I doubt it..

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(Source: surf4ces)

john-lugo:

do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them

(Source: splintercellconviction)

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

avatardedpotterhead:

undiegirl:

but can we take a moment to appreciate this

because that is a fucking kiss

a kiss like that deserves it’s own post

a kiss like that deserves it’s own show

friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air

1 more and we are halfway the 100 :) thanks all